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Japanese Porn Star Drowns In Semen While Filming Bukkake Scene

Japanese Porn Star Drowns In Semen While Filming Bukkake Scene

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There is a tragic sense of grief today as Japan’s adult movie industry is mourning over the loss of a popular actress who died in an accident while shooting a scene for an upcoming film.

The 23-year old actress who remains unnamed due to Japanese laws requiring her next of kin to be formally notified first; died after drowning in semen while shooting at a studio in Tokyo’s Shinjuku district.

Cameramen from the shoot said the actress was filming a bukkake scene when the accident occurred. Bukkake is a popular format in JAV (Japanese Adult Video) titles and involves a group of male actors ejaculating, typically onto the face of a female actor.

The camera crew stated that “For this scene, there were around 30 male actors lined up. The actress was kneeling on the ground and the actors were taking turns to ejaculate onto her. The director insisted that they direct their semen into her mouth, which is quite normal in a JAV movie.”

Unfortunately however during the filming, the Japanese actress began to choke on the semen, according to witnesses. The camera crew stated they thought she was actually acting when in fact she was unable to breathe. She had swallowed too much of a load apparently.

“It came as quite a shock to us when she collapsed,” he told journalists. “The director was angry at first, telling her that she’d ruined the shot. Then once it was realized that she really couldn’t breathe Everyone became shocked.”

The camera operator said the male actors panicked afterward, but fortunately one of them was a skilled emergency medical responder before he became a porn star.

The Director said, “He tried to scoop as much of the semen out before starting mouth-to-mouth resuscitation, but it was too late. There was nothing anyone could have done.”

Bukkake is a word meaning ‘to splash rudely’, and has become one of the most popular forms of pornography depicted in Japanese adult films.

Typical JAV releases include at least one scene that features bukkake. However, this incident is believed to be the first bukkake-related fatality on record.

“This could definitely have major implications for the JAV industry,” said one adult movie analyst. “If the authorities demand a ban on Bukkake, which is likely in the aftermath of this tragedy, then it could really have an impact on industry revenue.”

The JAV industry made $7 billion in 2016; making it one of the most lucrative businesses in Japan’s entertainment sector. JAV titles are popular domestically, but also in the foreign market, primarily across other Asian nations.

It’s uncertain and too soon to say if the death of the 23-year old actress will cause a ban on studios which film bukkake scenes, but experts now say it’s likely tougher regulation and safety measures will occur in the aftermath of the incident.

Source

sundayregister.com/tragedy-popular-jav-actress-drowns-filming-bukkake-scene-tokyo

Blonde joke

Blonde joke

A blind man walks into a pub and finds himself a seat at the bar, he orders a pint and the barman brings it to him.

He says to the barman “do you want to hear a good dumb blonde joke?”

The barman says “look mate, I know you can’t see, but I’m six foot seven, and I’m an ex pro wrestler and I’m blonde. The guy sat to your left is my mate John who’s an ex heavyweight boxer and he’s blonde. The guy on your right just got out of prison for beating four guys half to death and he’s blonde. Also sat at the table just behind you are two special forces guys on leave and both of them are blonde. So do you still want to tell your dumb blonde joke?”

And he says “nah, not if I’m going to have to explain it five times.”

Engineering choices

Two engineering students were walking across a university campus when one said, ‘Where did you get such a great bike?’

The second engineer replied,

‘Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw it to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, ‘Take what you want.’

The second engineer nodded approvingly and said,

‘Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn’t have fitted you anyway!’

To think “flashing was a thing” :)))

To think “flashing was a thing” :)))

Actually, I must credit my sister for an awesome “comeback,” back in the mid 1970’s when she had a job at the local mall’s Cinema tearing tickets, serving concessions, etc.

This was also an era of “flashing,” where a man wearing a trench coat (…and nothing else under it!) would “flash” an unsuspecting female (usually) and then run off. Well, one summer Saturday evening, my sister Sam(antha) is taking tickets, and along comes a flasher. TONS of patrons watching this, and Sam doesn’t flinch.

She says to this guy, “OH…I’m sorry, sir, I will need to see your ticket, NOT your STUB!!!!”. Thunderous applause for Sam….perfect in every way!

Einstein vs train ticket.

Einstein vs train ticket.

“One day, Einstein was traveling by train from Princeton, when a train conductor passed through the corridor, stamping the tickets of all the passengers. When he arrived in front of Einstein, the scientist searched for the ticket in his vest pocket, but didn’t find it; it wasn’t even there in the pants pockets; so he looked in the briefcase, but he couldn’t find it.

The driver said, “Doctor Einstein, I know who you are. I’m sure you bought the ticket. Don’t worry. Einstein nodded in thanks.

And the driver continued to stamp the tickets in the aisle. Just as he was about to move on to the next car, he turned to see the large body looking under his seat for the ticket.

The driver turned around and said, “Dr. Einstein, Dr. Einstein, don’t worry, I know who you are.” This is not a problem. You don’t need a ticket. I’m sure you bought one.

Einstein looked at him and said, “Young man, I also know who I am. What I don’t know is where I’m going. That’s why I’m looking for my ticket.”

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